Brad Pitt's Cousin

《Brad Pitt's Cousin》是Macklemore & Ryan Lewis演唱的歌曲，收录于专辑《This Unruly Mess I've Made》。

歌曲歌词

Slick sh*t man that's all we do hoe

That little homie let me talk my truth

Made an instagram for my cat

And my cat doesn't even rap

And got more followers than you

Hold up let me get my cat a bar

She's filthy hey cairo come here baby

Meow now my cat's more famous than you ever will be

I been hustling you can't tell me nothing

I'm brad pitt's ugly cousin

When you're drunk at the wedding still gon' f**k him

When you see me in the club

Brad pitt that's my cousin

Angelina show me love

Brad pitt that's my cousin

You got me f**ked up

Brad pitt that's my cousin

Like you don't know what's up

Bradley he's cuzo

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

You're embarrassed huh

I'm in paris bruh

You brought your whole crew

I brought my parents bruh

Every white dude in America went to the barber shop

Give me the macklemore haircut

Australia they heard of me

Germany they heard of me

Japan they heard of me

It's a murder scene you gon' learn some things

My dick named ron burgundy

I'm bad news with a pan flute

In a plaid suit no can do

Uh uh I don't work for free

I used to smoke that purple w**d

Sip a bunch of purple drink

That sh*t did not work for me

And now I just sip herbal tea

I'm posted at the swapmeet in a robe eating church's wings

So cold so cold no emergen c

When you see me in the club

Brad pitt that's my cousin

Angelina show me love

Brad pitt that's my cousin

You got me f**ked up

Brad pitt that's my cousin

Like you don't know what's up

Brad pitt brad pitt

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

All my angelinas if you got it let me see it

Did it by myself not a little bit of help

Nobody nobody did nothing I knelt

On my knees said god please give me a deal

And god texted me back

Don't be dumb young man gotta do it yourself

It's up to you to turn the pen into a machete

And make sure that every beat that you meet gets killed

I kill the beat just like it's a p**sy

And I eat it up and beat it up and leave it

You cannot compete with us

I'm weaving in and out of traffic

In the cadillac oh wait is that us on the radio

Wait is that us on the radio

It's what I always dreamed of

Back when I had peach fuzz

Shoutout to the homie d

Who's d deez nuts

I'm eating chicken wings and onions rings

If you're wondering yes I does my thing

And another thing no puppet strings

On the company we sucker free

I ain't trippin' on what the public think

Ten thousand we hustling

This sh*t didn't happen overnight

This sh*t didn't happen suddenly

When you see me in the club

Brad pitt that's my cousin

Angelina show me love

Brad pitt that's my cousin

You got me f**ked up

Brad pitt that's my cousin

Like you don't know what's up

Brad pitt brad pitt